Pun my soul!!
I am a huge fan of puns. They can be delightful little buggers, completely undeserving of that accusation of them being the lowest form of wit. It takes sharpish minds and good command of language to create and understand one so I cannot see what is not to like.
Here are a few. I would love to claim them as my own but I ripped them off an email that reached me from the depths of the internet.
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She was only a whiskey maker,
but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class,
because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race.
They ended up in a tie.
9.Kings worry about a receding heir-line.
Fruit flies like a banana.
One hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’
Then it hit me.
said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’
prison was a small medium at large.
pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
they got a taste of religion.
you’d be in Seine .
The stewardess looks at him and says,
‘I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.’
One turns to the other and says ‘Dam!’
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that
you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
The other says ‘Are you sure?’ The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’
during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.
